Happy Birthday, Chandler Bing!
Happy birthday Grandpa!
It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it. And turning 50, isn’t that big a deal? Right, Chandler?
And actually, I wanted to post your birthday card? Who should I mention it to? Mr. Chandler Bing or Ms. Chanandler Bong?
Jokes Apart, you are truly an inspirational, crazy, cheerful, delightful, kind, warm-hearted, compassionate character I’ve met. You are one of the happy constants of my life. You’ve made me happy for a zillion times. With your timely comedy and satire comments, you’ve made me laugh harder than anyone else. And no matter how many times I’ve seen you doing the same jokes, I’ve laughed the same when I saw it the next time.
With your constant joke-making and jaunty demeanor, you come off as a perfect combination of confident, optimistic, and a crazy personality with a great sense of humor. Being extremely picky with women, you once broke up with a girl simply because her head was too big. How crazy was that, Chan? Speaking of fun and craziness, I know your professional job is doing statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. But you’ll always be a Transponster for us. It’s fun this way.
I’m not really fluent in sarcasm like you, Chan. In fact, I didn’t really know what sarcasm meant until I saw you. But you’ve taught me a lot of things, Pal. Having a few common things like being awkward around pretty women, not great at giving advice, doing the worst possible dance moves, we, kind of deal with our paranoia in our own ways.
Life gets tough sometimes, Chandler, I hope you get past it. It feels heartbreaking to see you turning old and sick, and alone. You deserved to be loved Chan, you seriously do. To see you lonely and depressed is the worst thing, and it feels sad that how and why life is always so unfair to you. It hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your year, I wish I’ll be there for you ’cause you’ve been there for me too.
Thank you for being such an amazing actor and support system for our lives. Thank you for existing and making our days more colorful.
Thank you so much, Mathew Perry, aka Chandler Muriel Bing!
Happy birthday ChanChanMan
